Thursday, October 30, 2008
Things just keep getting from bad to worse.
I'm fucking screwed !
One Last Breathe @ 8:33 PM
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Alright it was the birthday weekend.
I had 2 people celebrating their birthday.
My dad and Jasmine Porks.
Went pretty alright actually.
But i just had this strong urge to get piss drunk.
I've never been drunk, so i wanted to feel how is it like.
I don't drink much.. so i wanted this time to be it.
So to celebrate Porks birthday, few of us went to Dbl O.
I've never been there too.
But i was on a Mission... GET DRUNK !
So i had a few drinks.
But sadly the mission was a terrible failure.
Someone on the other hand did get really drunk.
Well there's always next time.
Oh i played soccer in the Rain.
It was pretty cool actually.
Missed plenty of chances to score, but none went in.
We lost 5 - 1 !
Got a big week ahead, sure hope i don't screw up.
One Last Breathe @ 10:40 PM
-= The Man Himself =-
<=-ShabiN-=>
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In The N.A.V.Y
-= Loves =-
*Playing Soccer
*Blackburn Rovers
*Sleeping
*Eating
-= I Nedd To Do This! =-
* Go on a vacation to Croatia *
-= Joke Of The Month =-
- Texan Farmer Travels -
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
- Yo Momma ! -
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
